Megan. 19. College Student. Music Lover and Concert Go-er. Harry Potter Obsesser. Musical Enthusiast (RENT, Spring Awakening, Next to Normal, Les Miserables, Book of Mormon, and more). Castle Fan. Original LOST Watcher. History Nerd. Merlin Appreciator. Once Upon A Time Viewer. Techie/Actor.
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
Sex is nice too.
I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed
Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office