Must Be The Music

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died

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Jun. '13

(Source: hummelandersons)

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Jun. '13

sleepingwithalltimepanic:

hail-meth-smoke-satan:

cuttinguphookers:

bitemehere-touchmethere:

I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Sex is nice too.

I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed

Thank you hail-meth-smoke-satan

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Jun. '13

harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

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Jun. '13

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

— Robin Williams (via saola)

(Source: forutopia)

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Jun. '13

best-of-funny:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

X

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Jun. '13

punkylemon:

dlfjsdalhskjagdjk!!!

That’s fucking adorable!!!!

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Jun. '13

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

period panties

chillen panties

and im about to get me some dick panties

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Jun. '13

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

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Jun. '13

annoyingclaudia:

all the pretty girls by fun.

and their friends talk music
i’ll say “i’ve never heard the tune”
but i have, i just hate the band
‘cause they remind me of you